For a guy like me who loves the most natural wines, New Zealand is often a disappointment, with wines that are pure products of modern oenology.
But I never thought the doctoring would go as far as this: Kim Crawford’s Pinot Chocolat, for which cocoa bean extract was added to the tank at the moment of fermentation. That, for me, completely takes the cake. I mean, what is wine coming to?
The only thing I don’t get about this whole operation, is why Kim Crawford didn’t think of using the USBWine network to allow us to taste the Pinot Chocolat. Instead, they’ve used a virtual tasting system that is clearly not as effective.
The pinot chocolat, released on April 1, is a great match for a traditional English dessert called a… fool.
If you find a bottle, let me know.
And in the meantime, if you’d like a wine that’s less of a joke, why not try the 2007 Kim Crawford Unoaked Chardonnay, a modern wine, yes, but one where citrus flavors, peach notes and a little caramel on the nose combine in a fresh, quaffable drink. A very decent bottle, and a good match with grilled fish or hard cheeses.
Full disclosure: I received the chardonnay as a press sample. But not the pinot chocolat.